Bad Date

  After three hours of  preparing for my perfect date with Tyson I thought I was free to assume that he would be perfect...That is until her waltzed in with two blonds on each arm. Ha! And he thinks I would still go out with him? Just because he was by the far the most attractive guy I've seen in a while and probably the most mature..actually scratch that, Tyson was now being degraded to the Jerk in my mental rank of guys. Now to ditch him...
  For a guy like Tyson, rejection is definitely not one of a concept know to him. Number one he does the rejecting and dumping not the lady. For Tyson, rejection would never settle easy, instead it sparks an entirely different affect in males. A girl rejects Tyson and suddenly he comes back with guns blazing...literally. 
  Every girl has her own way to get out of a bad date and it may or may not work but mine, well its the oldest on in the book (my book) and as of now its been working. Every year when its time to upgrade my cell i always make sure to get a cell that has a volume adjuster on the side that always gives a short clip of the ring tone and every year I use it to get out of a crappy date. The key to fooling a determined date is to press the button while walking, lets say out of the bathroom or kitchen or even better from grabbing a coat from the closet (unless the guy turns out to be a gentleman and gets it himself which should be highly unlikely). All that's left is to pretend to pick up the phone before the clip stops but slow enough to look reluctant. Because hey! you're in a room with a hot dude right? NOT! After that it's a piece of cake pretend there's an emergency at work or maybe some family drama...  

 Tyson smiled, smoothly taking the lie and telling me he would call me and left; at least i had thought he had gone home. After he had closed the door I changed into sweats and a loose t-shirt ready for a sweaty run to clear my mind. Except i never had the chance to close my door when i left my apartment, Tyson was waiting right outside with a sinister smile and a bad ass gun pointing at my belly. I guess he did come back guns blazing..oh boy